15 September 2010

Quickly and Easily

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13 September 2010

Cartoon Index

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Exceptionally High Call Volumes

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Uplift Talk, Predictive Analytics World

I'll be speaking about Uplift Modelling at Predictive Analytics World in London on 15th November. The talk abstract is here.

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