The Scientific Marketer

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19 December 2007

Kafka

Hello. I’d like to remove the bar on outgoing international calls from this phone please. Certainly, Sir. First I need the answer to your secret security question. What “secret” question? I can’t tell you that, Sir. It’s secret. It’s for your own security. (Thinks:) Kafka is alive and well and now works for a phone company.

Labels: alienation, cartoon, loyalty, negative effects, telecoms

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